Tuesday, September 30, 2014


I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account


why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????


relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

Monday, September 29, 2014





"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult



(Source: iraffiruse)

I almost thanked you for
teaching me something about survival
back there,
but then I remembered
that the ocean never
handed me the gift of swimming.
I gave it to myself.
Y.Z, what I forgot to remember (via sakesashimi)

(Source: rustyvoices)

Sunday, September 28, 2014

(Source: sexy-fruit)

I figured out why I’ve been so unhappy recently so I think things are about to get a lot better.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014 Friday, September 19, 2014

My psychologist was just on The Project??

Lots of warm fuzzies about all the beautiful people in my life after Alison’s party.